Saturday, July 16, 2011

9 Things You Can't Do at the Same Time

Not my list.  This is Sam Crabtree's list, and it's a good one.
  1. Serve two masters.
  2. Be thankful and angry.
  3. Be for Christ and against Christ.
  4. Keep your eyes open while sneezing.
  5. Please God and be faithless.
  6. Be spiritually hot and cold.
  7. Be God and lie.
  8. Be a bull or goat and take away sin.
  9. Be Jesus and be held by death.

1 comment:

j.scantlin said...

sit in a church service and take a phone call ... oh wait