News item: The Charles W. Howard Santa Claus School in Midland, MI, is teaching its students this year to scale back expectations of kiddies this year in light of the bad economy. Santas are essentially encouraged to profile a kid's financial situation and answer accordingly. Another news item: There's a Charles W. Howard Santa Claus School, and it's the oldest in existence. Who knew?!
Wish list: Someone hard to buy for on your list? I bet he doesn't have a concealment mantle clock!